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‘douzhili1，3rdsta!’
fachehurtfulords，theyouthstoodexressionless，liscurledashtlyclenchedhisfistandbecaeofthestrenhed，hisslightlysharfrnailsdugdeetotheal
iefe!rank:lo!”besidetheedanlookedattheresultntheonuntandannouncedtheithandifferentvoice。
i，ithouthieni’hanceagatakenasteback。”
“ai，thisieceoftrashreallydisgracedhisentire。”
“ifhisfatherasn’ttheleader，thiskdoftrashouldalreadyhavebeenkickedoutofthe。nobodyouldcareabouthiofftheho2falltobeelikethivertheastfeyears”
“hoknosry。”
theridiculeandughterdirectedathicafroalldirectionsandrenatedthehisheart。heuldnothelbut
eatheheavily。
heraisedhisheadtoreveadelicateandiethatridiculedhiasell。hislis，erereviolyfullofselfridicule，turnedtofillithbitternessstead。
“theseeole，eretheyalaysthisldorasitbecaethreeyearsatheysratutebitterly，xiaoyanturnedaroundandsilentlyalkedbacktothegrouofeole。hislones。
“nextu，xiaoirlicklyranufrosanddiscsionsieteneddonandeveryairoffieryeyeserelockedonherface。
theteenagirlasn’thherbeautyasn’tidiatelyevident，hersallchildishfacebedithhernocencecaturedtheattentionoftheaudience。
sheicklysteedforardanduthertyhandnthebckstoneirlclosedhereyes，thea。
‘douzhili，7thsta!’
“xiaothetesterreadouttheresult，theteengirlsedouzhili。hoiressive!atthisrate，threeyearsshe’llbenadatruedouzhe3already。”
“shereallyfitsthenatheunaniirl’ssirlsareunabletoresist…
hilechattgithherfellosistereoleandndedonaloneher
osforahile，shefallydecidedagasalkver。beeentheooftheatxiaoyan’serforancetheseastfeyears，bythetitheadulthoodcereonyes，heouldonlybeableceattheloertierberranks。she，hoever，ithher
illiance，ouldbeethe’sveryihter。thereouldbenoliedfroithenergyandride。at4hestartedracticg，andat10heachievedthe9thstadouzhili。at11he
okethe10thstadouzhilibarrierandndensedhisdouzhiqizu4suessfully。hebecaestdouzhethescetheast100years。
atthatti，hisselfnfidenceaselsiteenshichofurse，cdedxiao。threeyearsa，thisniyoungsterhosefareachedtheabte，receivedhatuldossiblybethecruelestblo。thehardorkheuttoaulthedouzhiqizutheasttenyearshad，jtonenight，vanishedtonothgness。allthedouzhilihisbodyslolydissiatedithtihisdouzhili，hishysicalstrenhdecreasedasell。
froeern。thiskdofblo。thereverenceonceasciatediththisdhadslolychandtodisdaandridicule。
standghighu，andfallgrightdon–thiskdoffallhtjtbeohatheuldneverreverfrothethecallfthishighlyreutablenaazeturned。
atthecenterotofattentionasateengirlcdaurledress，elegantlystandhere。hercalazefthecrod。
hercalofalot。atsuchayounga，shealreadyhadtheairofarefeddy。iouldbehardtoireu。
thisurledressgirl，ifaredtoxiaouesabove。it’snoonderthecroouldhavethiskdofactions。
takgsirlnadxiaoxuneralkedufrontofthestoneonunt。shestretchedhersoldthreadsfelldonherarhtly。
thesilence，thee!rank:high!”
lookgattheordntheonunt，theentiresarefelltodeesilence。
“……shereallyreachedthe9thsta，hofrighteng!theositionoftheyounsthighrankthehasbeentaken，ithoutashredofdoubt，byissxuner!”afterthesilence，severalteensuldn’thelbuolfhistle，theireyesfullofresectandae。
douzhiliasessentialtoardsbegadouzhe。douzhiliisslitto10differentstas，andhenthebodyacires10stafdouzhili，itcanbetterndensethedouzhiqizu，begaellresecteddouzhe!
thecrodofeole，xiaoirlfrontoftheattheresultntheedtesterouldnorratutedher:“issxuner，halfayearter，yohouldbeabletondensethedouqizhizu5。ifyoueed，you’llbeadouzheattheaof14，thesenderntodothexiao。
ofurse，thesendern。firsouldbethefallenni，xiaoyan。
“thanks。”theteengirlnoddedherheadlightly，hercalalittlehaessbecaeofhisraise。sheietlyturned，andtheidstofthecrod’sattention，sloalkedtothedontroddenyouththebackofthegrou。
“
otherxiaoyan。”attheyouth’sside，theteengirlsed。shefacedxiaoyanandboedresectfully。herbeautifundntlefaceshoedaelegantsirlsjealo。
“hatalificationsdoihaverightnoforyoutocallirlthatuldbensideredthe’sradiantearndsaidbitterly。she，afterbegdonheartedforanextrelyshorhile，ntuedtoataherresect。
“
otherxiaoyan，youoncesaidtoxuner6before–totakeonanythg，oneo。oneinlytrulyfreehenhecantakeonandleteasily7。”xiaoxunersaidntly，hersfacefullofarth。
“haha，trulyfreeionlyknotosayit。lookatith。”xiaoyanughedathixiaoyan’sberood，xiaoxuner’sfe
osfurroedalittle，andshesaidserioly:“
otherxiaoyan，thoughidon’tknohat’shaenoyou，xunerhonestlybelievesthatyouillstandagaandreciloryandresect…”shesedforaalittle。“backthen，thereerealotofeoleereattractedtoyou…”
“haha…”hearhegirl’sholeheartedtruth，heughedaardlybutdidn’tsayanythlse。othereoleouldbesayedbyit，buthedidnothavethealificationsnortheood。stead，hesilentlyturnedaroundandalkedaayfrothelonelybackoftheyouth，shehesitatedforahilebeforechasgafterhisidebysideithhi。anhile，frobehdajealohistleunded。
‘douzhili1，3rdsta!’
fachehurtfulords，theyouthstoodexressionless，liscurledashtlyclenchedhisfistandbecaeofthestrenhed，hisslightlysharfrnailsdugdeetotheal
iefe!rank:lo!”besidetheedanlookedattheresultntheonuntandannouncedtheithandifferentvoice。
i，ithouthieni’hanceagatakenasteback。”
“ai，thisieceoftrashreallydisgracedhisentire。”
“ifhisfatherasn’ttheleader，thiskdoftrashouldalreadyhavebeenkickedoutofthe。nobodyouldcareabouthiofftheho2falltobeelikethivertheastfeyears”
“hoknosry。”
theridiculeandughterdirectedathicafroalldirectionsandrenatedthehisheart。heuldnothelbut
eatheheavily。
heraisedhisheadtoreveadelicateandiethatridiculedhiasell。hislis，erereviolyfullofselfridicule，turnedtofillithbitternessstead。
“theseeole，eretheyalaysthisldorasitbecaethreeyearsatheysratutebitterly，xiaoyanturnedaroundandsilentlyalkedbacktothegrouofeole。hislones。
“nextu，xiaoirlicklyranufrosanddiscsionsieteneddonandeveryairoffieryeyeserelockedonherface。
theteenagirlasn’thherbeautyasn’tidiatelyevident，hersallchildishfacebedithhernocencecaturedtheattentionoftheaudience。
sheicklysteedforardanduthertyhandnthebckstoneirlclosedhereyes，thea。
‘douzhili，7thsta!’
“xiaothetesterreadouttheresult，theteengirlsedouzhili。hoiressive!atthisrate，threeyearsshe’llbenadatruedouzhe3already。”
“shereallyfitsthenatheunaniirl’ssirlsareunabletoresist…
hilechattgithherfellosistereoleandndedonaloneher
osforahile，shefallydecidedagasalkver。beeentheooftheatxiaoyan’serforancetheseastfeyears，bythetitheadulthoodcereonyes，heouldonlybeableceattheloertierberranks。she，hoever，ithher
illiance，ouldbeethe’sveryihter。thereouldbenoliedfroithenergyandride。at4hestartedracticg，andat10heachievedthe9thstadouzhili。at11he
okethe10thstadouzhilibarrierandndensedhisdouzhiqizu4suessfully。hebecaestdouzhethescetheast100years。
atthatti，hisselfnfidenceaselsiteenshichofurse，cdedxiao。threeyearsa，thisniyoungsterhosefareachedtheabte，receivedhatuldossiblybethecruelestblo。thehardorkheuttoaulthedouzhiqizutheasttenyearshad，jtonenight，vanishedtonothgness。allthedouzhilihisbodyslolydissiatedithtihisdouzhili，hishysicalstrenhdecreasedasell。
froeern。thiskdofblo。thereverenceonceasciatediththisdhadslolychandtodisdaandridicule。
standghighu，andfallgrightdon–thiskdoffallhtjtbeohatheuldneverreverfrothethecallfthishighlyreutablenaazeturned。
atthecenterotofattentionasateengirlcdaurledress，elegantlystandhere。hercalazefthecrod。
hercalofalot。atsuchayounga，shealreadyhadtheairofarefeddy。iouldbehardtoireu。
thisurledressgirl，ifaredtoxiaouesabove。it’snoonderthecroouldhavethiskdofactions。
takgsirlnadxiaoxuneralkedufrontofthestoneonunt。shestretchedhersoldthreadsfelldonherarhtly。
thesilence，thee!rank:high!”
lookgattheordntheonunt，theentiresarefelltodeesilence。
“……shereallyreachedthe9thsta，hofrighteng!theositionoftheyounsthighrankthehasbeentaken，ithoutashredofdoubt，byissxuner!”afterthesilence，severalteensuldn’thelbuolfhistle，theireyesfullofresectandae。
douzhiliasessentialtoardsbegadouzhe。douzhiliisslitto10differentstas，andhenthebodyacires10stafdouzhili，itcanbetterndensethedouzhiqizu，begaellresecteddouzhe!
thecrodofeole，xiaoirlfrontoftheattheresultntheedtesterouldnorratutedher:“issxuner，halfayearter，yohouldbeabletondensethedouqizhizu5。ifyoueed，you’llbeadouzheattheaof14，thesenderntodothexiao。
ofurse，thesendern。firsouldbethefallenni，xiaoyan。
“thanks。”theteengirlnoddedherheadlightly，hercalalittlehaessbecaeofhisraise。sheietlyturned，andtheidstofthecrod’sattention，sloalkedtothedontroddenyouththebackofthegrou。
“
otherxiaoyan。”attheyouth’sside，theteengirlsed。shefacedxiaoyanandboedresectfully。herbeautifundntlefaceshoedaelegantsirlsjealo。
“hatalificationsdoihaverightnoforyoutocallirlthatuldbensideredthe’sradiantearndsaidbitterly。she，afterbegdonheartedforanextrelyshorhile，ntuedtoataherresect。
“
otherxiaoyan，youoncesaidtoxuner6before–totakeonanythg，oneo。oneinlytrulyfreehenhecantakeonandleteasily7。”xiaoxunersaidntly，hersfacefullofarth。
“haha，trulyfreeionlyknotosayit。lookatith。”xiaoyanughedathixiaoyan’sberood，xiaoxuner’sfe
osfurroedalittle，andshesaidserioly:“
otherxiaoyan，thoughidon’tknohat’shaenoyou，xunerhonestlybelievesthatyouillstandagaandreciloryandresect…”shesedforaalittle。“backthen，thereerealotofeoleereattractedtoyou…”
“haha…”hearhegirl’sholeheartedtruth，heughedaardlybutdidn’tsayanythlse。othereoleouldbesayedbyit，buthedidnothavethealificationsnortheood。stead，hesilentlyturnedaroundandalkedaayfrothelonelybackoftheyouth，shehesitatedforahilebeforechasgafterhisidebysideithhi。anhile，frobehdajealohistleunded。